I can't believe I have a hamster. I never wanted a hamster, but when you're given a free hamster, free cage, and free food and all of your children look at you with those eyes, you have a hamster. To top it off, I even like the hamster. He's adorable. I even paid a ridiculous amount of money to amputate his foot when he broke it. This is no longer a free hamster. He has also been renamed. The hamster formerly known as Pickle is now called Stumperton or Lieutenant Dan.
4 weeks ago